We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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