Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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