I'm going to jail i love you
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Terrible idea I love it
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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