i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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