how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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