...so i touched it.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
