it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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