dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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