I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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