lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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