what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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