literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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