I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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