Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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