On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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