Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Life is so much better after having sex.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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