Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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