Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
