i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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