Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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