Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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