roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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