Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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