I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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