I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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