Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I came so hard my ears popped.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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