big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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