so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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