My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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