Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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