Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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