I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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