We won't sleep together?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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