Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He felt like a one man threesome
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The adults are the big ones right?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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