No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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