her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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