2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
