i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We left the knife in your bed.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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