Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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