There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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