listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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from the living room?
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