Just cropdusted the office
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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