If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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