How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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