dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just googled if crying burns calories
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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