What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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