Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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