Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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