Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
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what are you doing with your life
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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