I must be too annoying 4 u.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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