Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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