he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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