Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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