I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
